13 Year Old Gets Hookers to Play Xbox

Ralph Hardy, a 13-year old from Newark, Texas, was convicted of fraud after stealing his father's credit card to go on a $30,000 shopping spree. The spree came to an end after Ralph was caught in a hotel room with two high priced hookers while playing Halo 3. Police were alerted to the boy's activities after a call from a delivery clerk. In order to get the prostitutes, Ralph claimed that he was a midget traveling with the circus. The escort girls became suspicious when Ralph showed more interest in playing with the Xbox than playing with them. Ralph's price for his fun? Three years community service.

I can't really blame the hookers for their lack of intelligence, their chosen profession speaks for them. I can't really blame the kid either, those raging teenage hormones can be dangerous. However, I would have expected the hotel to call the police before giving the kid a room. I guess they are just to lazy to care, or maybe they figured that the kid might as well have some fun before he faces his punishment. Although, I think the kid is better off playing Xbox. Losing your virginity to a hooker is probably something that haunts a person for the rest of their life.